remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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