I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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