with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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