He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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