just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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