We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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