Plan B is the new Plan A
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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