Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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