what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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