S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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