And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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