Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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