Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
