I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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