So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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