I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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