think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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