I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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