Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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