Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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