i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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