there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
ugly people sure do ruin things
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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