Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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