So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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