no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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