And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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