Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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