Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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