I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
