do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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