Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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