Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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