do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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