Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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