moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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