So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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