Your tits are I can't wait for
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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