She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
