Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just tell him i said nine months
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
