do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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