I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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