Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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