Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
