i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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