So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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