no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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