I just saw a hot homeless man
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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