i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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