Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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