And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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