I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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