Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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